Are you Anorexic, depressed, and look good in black eyeliner? If so you may want to look into the exciting field of Rockstar! You will only need a few things to get you started. First and foremost you'll need a drug problem, next you'll need a tragic story, finally a dark out of the way place to hang out. The drug problem and story are up to you but for the place try The Shanghai Tunnel, where anyone who 'thinks' there someone hangs out. This place has everything a young budding superstar needs to bee cool. First off its underground so you'll never have to see that pesky sun rise in the morning. Next, its full of could-be famous people, however its to dark to really know. And finally Tuesday is Vespa day! All Vespa all the time! (what this has to do with rock stardom I'll never know). So anyway, give the Shanghai Tunnel a look see but for God sakes wear a hip shirt and do your hair up fancy or you'll face the wraith of the terminally hip people who frequent there.

211 SW Ankeny St.
(503)220-4001