So you're tired of being you. You feel like you just want to put on some $135 pants and a $65 shirt and go out 'big pimpin' style. Well my decadent friend I think you are ready for Bar 71. This place is kind of like your 'one stop shopping center' for nightlife. You could go pick up a girl on the dance floor, get her drunk at the bar, play a few games of pool, then sit down on one of the plush couches just as the vodka hits. And all done while dressed like a superstar!!

"This is a great place to take any out of towners you wish to impress", said one Portlander(Me). It comes complete with all the bells and whistles to prove they are a "real" club. it's unfortunate they charge "real" club prices, but what can you expect when people are willing to pay it. So if your pocket book can handle it, throw on some fancy 'duds', fix up your ungodly hair, and go to Bar 71. After all you deserve it!

71 SW Second Avenue
(503) 241-4343