I'll Level with you, I'm a bit of a alcoholic. Perhaps it was my troubled childhood, perhaps it was my troubled adulthood, or perhaps I just really like booze NOW GET OFF MY BACK! So anyway, drinking my life miserable life away does have its advantages. First and foremost I get to spend a lot of time in and around bars, (which helps when making this webpage). Also I get to ogle unattainable girls without fear of a restraining order or a black eye for that matter! So living in Portland has given me a new lease on life. Before I moved here I use to wake up in the morning with mess in my pants and a bottle of some sort of Mexican beer in my hand. But now things are much better! I still have the mess in my pants but in my hand is a delicious bottle of the Northwest own Private Reserve. Pure Heaven! So if you even cared to know me (which I don't recommend), here is some info you might like to know. First, I don't care for people. Sure, they are entertaining and some of them have breasts, but as a (w)hole they all stink. Next, I have a slight crush on Brittany Spears and when she finally lets me into her house I'll bump off that damn N'sync boy and marry her. I also enjoy giving my damned opinion anytime I damn well please (especially when I'm not asked). And finally I like Haiku. So there, you know more about me, do you feel better Mr. Nosey! Now get the hell out of here your letting the cold air in!

If you want to get a hold of me to complain the address here is [email protected]