Scott Burtram was my next door neighbor when I was growing up. He was the kid that had every toy and was very popular because of it. His popularity grew in leaps and bounds one day when his father built him a fort. It Then soon became the local hang out for all the snotty nosed, bratty kids around. The place was great it had everything a kid would want. There was a trap door, a pole to slide on, and a lock on the door to keep the religous weirdos down the street out! The fort remained a staple in our life all the way up to the point that we probably shouldn't have been hanging out in there. But we still did. Now I've grown up a bit and was thinking back on that fort and I wondered why the holy hell we hung out in there. It was a dump. There were nails to poke us, bugs to creep us out, and then there was that corner that mysteriously smelled like urine. In my mind the place was so much cooler that it actually was. So I began contimplating all this and I came to the conclusion that is wasn't so much the look of the place, it was the way we felt when we were in there. It was the home away from home, the safe haven from life, the utopia of KID-dom. This is the same feel you get when you go to Yorgos. Sure it isn't the nicest place, and the people aren't that great to look at, and there isn't a door on the bathroom stall. But if want to feel at home (I.E. Yelling out loud, calling people names, and screaming classic rock songs at the top of your lungs), then Yorgos is a must see. There is plenty to keep a drunk occupied. They got darts, 2 pool tables, a big screen T.V. and a juke box. They also have electric entertainment in the form of gambling and golf. They have a great menu with a surprisingly tasty assortment of treats for the mouth. And then theres the booze. You could have some well drinks or a above average mid-range beer, but why when you could have 2 pitchers of Miller Lite for $6 (WOOHOO!). So I can't guarantee you'll feel the same way I do when at Yorgos but for a good Ole time try it out...And ask for Kelly!

5421 N Greeley Avenue
(503) 283-0676