At home -- Beaverton
[Bobby] : "Lets go to Ringlers, cool people hang out there."
[Mark] : "Okay, let me get my Abercrappie & Fool clothes on."
[Bobby] : "Grab some cash as well, this place is expensive."
[Mark] : "Atleast it doesn't have a cover charge."

At Ringlers
[Mark] : "We sure parked far away, this area is tough to get parking."
[Bobby] : "I think there having a concert upstairs at the Crystal Ballroom. Lets grab some drinks."

--After waiting in line for ten minutes
[Mark] : "I'll have a Ruby."
[Bobby] : "Rum and Coke."
[Bartender] : "Here you go, that will be $8."
[Bobby] : "Can we get some quarters so we can play pool."
[Bartender] : "Actually, you rent the table per hour, they don't take quarters."
[Bobby] : "You mean we can't challege anyone to a game of pool, and people can sit there and play all night even if they suck."
[Bartender] : "Yeah, thats about right. I can put you on a waiting list with twenty other people."
[Mark] : "Screw it, lets look for some girls."
[Bobby] : "This place is loaded with them."
[Mark] : "Your right, its like 90% good looking to 10% ugly."
[Bobby] : "Wait, I recognize that girl over there, I think her name is Traci."
[Mark] : "Go hook it up."
[Bobby] : "Hey, Traci, do you remember me?"
[Stacy] : "Um no, and my name is Stacy."
[Bobby] : "Oh come on, we danced a little bit at Bar 71, I bought you a few drinks. For some reason that number you gave me didn't work."
[Stacy] : "Oh yeah, I think I was moving at the time."
[Bobby] : "Thats cool. Hey, this is my friend Mark. Mark this is Traci....I mean Stacy"
[Mark] : "Hey, whatz up?"
[Stacy] : "Not much. Hey, I have to go find my boyfriend, talk to you later."

--Stacy exits to the bathroom

[Mark] : "Damn Bobby, she is hot!"
[Bobby] : "You don't have to tell me that."
[Mark] : "So whats the deal with her."
[Bobby] : "Oh not much. She wants me, but shes going to have to wait in line."
[Mark] : "Didn't you say her name was Traci before."
[Bobby] : "Traci, Stacy, whats the difference?"

--3 rounds of drinks later
[Mark] : "Lets get out of here. I've heard that Fado's up on 23rd is much better."
[Bobby] : "Who told you that?"
[Mark] : "Oh, I got it off some website. Two guys, Sam & Rex, designed it."
[Bobby] : "Who the hell are they?"

[Mark] : "Beats me, but maybe they will be up at Fado's."
[Bobby] : "Cool, lets bounce."

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